Interruption

I need to interrupt the vacation blogs to share this e-mail with everyone.....

From: Charlotte Jepsen
To: jhickens
Sent: Thursday, July 9, 2009 2:06:06 PM
Subject: still screaming

I, like the nice person I am went up and offered my serving services at lunch. All went well. You can't really screw up serving jello. The line of people was gone so I got in line to get my french dip sandwich. I was waiting for more green salad to be brought out. In the corner of my eye I saw something fly by. It was a huge bird. Larger than a sparrow smaller than a buzzard. I screamed, others looked and said, oh a bird, real casual like. I ducked behind a tall kid thinking he could protect me. No, the bird just fly over by us. I was still screaming. As I cowered the bird flew out the door. My heart was racing. I told dad I quit. As I have always said, "NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED".
I will be home soon, MOM


**laughing hysterically**

My favorite line is "larger than a sparrow smaller than a buzzard" because that is definitely a key point to the story.
Sorry mom!